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Terrible Network Puns

So, my good friend Rob was inspired by a line from my last article “Go forth an route”. He came up with several puns of nightmarish perportions…I wanted to share them:

“May all your packets arrive at their destination”
Not too bad:)

“ACK’s not what your router can do for you….”
Waaa waaaa waaaaahhhhhh

“All your SYN’s are forgiven”
I think a clown somewhere just died for that pun.

hehehehehe…Rob, I LOVE these…even though I died a little on the inside from reading them. You guys care to add your worst puns? No pressure Jimmy…hehehe

Comments

8 responses to “Terrible Network Puns”

  1. omega-00 Avatar

    Hehe, we have a bunch of terrible networking jokes here at “Doomhouse”.

    Some of them are completely nonsensical, others require a basic understanding of networks, some are taken from things clients have asked us.

    “Can you ping me a /24 of MPLS please”
    “I’d like to buy a dynamic gateway of FNN’s”

    Reoccurring misspeak when referring to non-computerised objects: “..on its default settings.”

    “Do I have to ACK(ask) you again?”

    In response to “I can’t find my X”: “Have you tried pinging it?”

    Whenever non-electrical devices are broken: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

    🙂

  2. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    All I can say is…..you started it! 😉

  3. Jimmy Avatar
    Jimmy

    I got into networking because my doctor told me I needed more fiber.

  4. Greg Avatar

    Soooo disgusting…thanks for that Jimmy.

  5. Ricky Avatar

    That is NAT how you route something!

  6. Greg Avatar

    Ugh…so terrible…hehehe

  7. Gary Avatar
    Gary

    Saw this one on a wifi forum

    Q. Whats a mikrotik?
    A. Smaller than a regular tik, but bigger than a nano-tik?

  8. Greg Avatar

    Delightfully disgusting Gary, thanks for your addition 😉

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