You Down With UDP?
James was singing to the melody of O.P.P by naughty by nature, “You down with UDP?” To which I didn’t answer, because UDP is connectionless. He then sang “You down with TCP?” and I answered “Yeah you know me.” This was a pretty lame joke. So to top that I asked “Does this make all UDP questions rhetorical?”
I love a good lame joke 😛
A UDP packet walks into a bar, no one acknowledges him.
A TCP packet walks into a bar twice because no one acknowledged him the first time.
An ICMP packet walks into a bar, says “Hello!” to the bartender, who then in turn runs out to tell the ICMP packet’s wife.
A BGP peer walks into a bar, exchanges contact details with every one, then leaves and… yeah I’ve probably gone over my quota for terrible jokes today.
Andrew
You have indeed. I bow to your terrible joke generation abilities…and will now tarpit you.
Well, I didn’t want to just flood you with invalid comments now did I 😀
Unrelated but just as important side-note: Routerboard SFP device to be announced! *excited*
Andrew,
I saw that! All I can say is “it’s about friggin time people!” I’m still waiting to see an X86 based RB.
Dorks! ewww a mystery device! Im so excited I could pee. 🙂
Hell, I’m just waiting for MikroTik to fix WinBox so it remembers my settings every time I restart it. That would be nice. I’ve got a lot of complaints about WinBox… But sorry, no jokes. How about PIM-Dense or Bi-Directional PIM? Openvpn that supports udp?
By the way Greg, I’ve got OSPF and PIM-SM working over a IPIP/IPSec tunnel thanks to a little nudge from you a while back, if you can remember that far.. 🙂 🙂 I’m slow but sure..
Sounds really simple for great router guru’s like you (that was a compliment), but a struggle for me doing it part time.. You should have heard the “Woo-Hoo”… 🙂 🙂
I love me some winbox…I have no knowledge of what you speak…hehe
PIM-Dense would make Multicast soooo much easier. Less efficient, yes, but easier 😉
Openvpn support is being dropped.
Congrats on the OSPF/IPIP/IPSec/PIM…hehehe…that’s a frickin mouthful!
OpenVPN support is seriously being dropped?
I’ve heard it several times, but I can’t find any written documentation where they are coming right out and saying it.
Awesome, good geeky joke. I like it.
The best thing about UDP jokes is i don’t care if you get it or not.
@Brandon
That was terrible…nicely done sir…hehehe