Terrible Network Puns
So, my good friend Rob was inspired by a line from my last article “Go forth an route”. He came up with several puns of nightmarish perportions…I wanted to share them:
“May all your packets arrive at their destination”
Not too bad:)
“ACK’s not what your router can do for you….”
Waaa waaaa waaaaahhhhhh
“All your SYN’s are forgiven”
I think a clown somewhere just died for that pun.
hehehehehe…Rob, I LOVE these…even though I died a little on the inside from reading them. You guys care to add your worst puns? No pressure Jimmy…hehehe
Hehe, we have a bunch of terrible networking jokes here at “Doomhouse”.
Some of them are completely nonsensical, others require a basic understanding of networks, some are taken from things clients have asked us.
“Can you ping me a /24 of MPLS please”
“I’d like to buy a dynamic gateway of FNN’s”
Reoccurring misspeak when referring to non-computerised objects: “..on its default settings.”
“Do I have to ACK(ask) you again?”
In response to “I can’t find my X”: “Have you tried pinging it?”
Whenever non-electrical devices are broken: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
🙂
All I can say is…..you started it! 😉
I got into networking because my doctor told me I needed more fiber.
Soooo disgusting…thanks for that Jimmy.
That is NAT how you route something!
Ugh…so terrible…hehehe
Saw this one on a wifi forum
Q. Whats a mikrotik?
A. Smaller than a regular tik, but bigger than a nano-tik?
Delightfully disgusting Gary, thanks for your addition 😉