{"id":3799,"date":"2012-05-13T19:59:12","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T01:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/?p=3799"},"modified":"2012-05-13T19:59:12","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T01:59:12","slug":"macgyver-cheese-whiz-handle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/?p=3799","title":{"rendered":"MacGyver Cheese Whiz Handle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 3 year old wasn&#8217;t capable of actuating his can of processed cheese spread.  What kind of parent would I be if he missed this piece of Americana?<\/p>\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_3801\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3801\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06181.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06181-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"DSC06181\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3801\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06181-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06181.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3801\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bend it baby!<\/figcaption><\/figure><br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3802\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3802\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06179.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06179-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"DSC06179\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3802\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06179-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06179.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3802\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Got bent.<\/figcaption><\/figure><br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3803\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3803\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06180.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06180.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"DSC06180\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3803\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06180.png 640w, https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06180-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3803\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kristi let me drill a hole in the silverware...it was the cheap stuff.<\/figcaption><\/figure><br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3806\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3806\" style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06182.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06182.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"DSC06182\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3806\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06182.png 480w, https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06182-225x300.png 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3806\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Before<\/figcaption><\/figure><br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3807\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3807\" style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06184.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06184.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"DSC06184\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3807\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06184.png 480w, https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/DSC06184-225x300.png 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3807\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">After<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a video of the Cheese Whizzer in action:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iHLDB_88eWQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>You guys jelly?  I&#8217;ll make you one for $19.95 with free shipping. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 3 year old wasn&#8217;t capable of actuating his can of processed cheese spread. 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