{"id":2652,"date":"2011-02-23T01:55:42","date_gmt":"2011-02-23T07:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/?p=2652"},"modified":"2011-02-11T15:21:42","modified_gmt":"2011-02-11T21:21:42","slug":"dance-to-open-the-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/?p=2652","title":{"rendered":"Dance To Open The Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I work in a highly secured data center you become numb to RFID readers and biometric access points.  My friend Brian sent me a link to some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kickstarter.com\/projects\/1319541282\/i-can-haz-login?ref=category\">cat facial recognition project<\/a>.  He said &#8220;You need to implement the system and issue all customers their own cat.&#8221;&#8230;hehehe.  To this I said &#8220;I&#8217;m installing kinects on all doors and you will have to dance your specific pattern to gain entry.&#8221;  To which he said &#8220;The most complicated dances should be attached to the bathrooms.&#8221;  I said, &#8220;Oh you mean the pee pee dance?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Besides the joke, I think that would actually be pretty cool.  With the plethora of kinect hacks out right now, I could actually make it happen without too much difficulty \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ho8KVOe_y08\">Kinect hacks roundup youtube video<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/kinecthacks.net\/\">kinecthacks.net<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I work in a highly secured data center you become numb to RFID readers and biometric access points. My friend Brian sent me\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-access-control","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2652"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2695,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2652\/revisions\/2695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}