{"id":2009,"date":"2010-07-14T01:33:20","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T07:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/?p=2009"},"modified":"2010-07-14T19:42:01","modified_gmt":"2010-07-15T01:42:01","slug":"terrible-network-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/?p=2009","title":{"rendered":"Terrible Network Puns"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, my good friend Rob was inspired by a line from my last article “Go forth an route”. He came up with several puns of nightmarish perportions…I wanted to share them:<\/p>\n

“May all your packets arrive at their destination”<\/strong>
\nNot too bad:)<\/p>\n

“ACK’s not what your router can do for you….”<\/strong>
\nWaaa waaaa waaaaahhhhhh<\/p>\n

“All your SYN’s are forgiven”<\/strong>
\nI think a clown somewhere just died for that pun.<\/p>\n

hehehehehe…Rob, I LOVE these…even though I died a little on the inside from reading them. You guys care to add your worst puns? No pressure Jimmy…hehehe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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