{"id":1661,"date":"2010-03-29T01:51:12","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T07:51:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/?p=1661"},"modified":"2010-03-25T07:54:21","modified_gmt":"2010-03-25T13:54:21","slug":"painfully-embarrising-it-oh-the-shame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/?p=1661","title":{"rendered":"Painfully Embarrising IT &#8211; Oh The Shame&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I got a comment about a netflow collector a while back called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.plixer.com\/products\/netflow-sflow\/scrutinizer-netflow-sflow.php\">scrutinizer <\/a>by a company called plixer.  This looks like a decent enough product, but that&#8217;s not what caught my eye.  They had a link to some videos by &#8220;Mix Master Mitch&#8221;.  This is some of the most painfully embarrassing IT stuff I&#8217;ve seen for a while.  Be dazzled by Mitch&#8217;s dope raps.<\/p>\n<p>This is the &#8220;netflow rap&#8221;.  As you can see Mitch is developing his rap chops.  Word.<br \/>\n<object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/uUPkGvdXDIM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/uUPkGvdXDIM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Here you can see that Mitch has now established himself as a gangsta.  All he needs to complete this video is a bottle of liquor and some big booty girls.<br \/>\n<object width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/0sqvG7NgLK0&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/0sqvG7NgLK0&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>So, for our final installment, we have the 6509 export rap.  This does actually have higher production value both in video quality and soundtrack.  I&#8217;m still looking for the big booty girls, though.  Also at 2:30, I swear that is a Glade air freshener stuck to the front of their rack&#8230;hehehe.<br \/>\n<object width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ilxknbKJ0Pc&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ilxknbKJ0Pc&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I got a comment about a netflow collector a while back called scrutinizer by a company called plixer. This looks like a decent\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,8,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cisco","category-networking","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1661"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1668,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661\/revisions\/1668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}