{"id":1492,"date":"2010-02-10T01:08:53","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T07:08:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/?p=1492"},"modified":"2010-02-04T16:16:25","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T22:16:25","slug":"bad-typing-makes-you-a-tree-killer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/?p=1492","title":{"rendered":"Bad Typing Makes You A Tree Killer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I type quickly and therefor have to hit the backspace every now and then.  The thought occurred to me that every time I type the wrong letter it uses electricity, then when I hit backspace it uses more electricity, then when I type the correct letter it uses more electricity.  My poor typing uses more electricity, that electricity is produced by a power plant which produces more pollution.  I wonder how many trees and furry cute animals my poor typing and grammar has killed?  I&#8217;ll go ahead and take credit for the next extinct species of newt.  I&#8217;m a lethal weapon people&#8230;watch yourselves \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1493\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1493\" style=\"width: 756px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/newt.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/newt.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"newt\" width=\"756\" height=\"569\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1493\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/newt.png 756w, https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/newt-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 756px) 100vw, 756px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1493\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">He seems serious...I would do as he says.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I type quickly and therefor have to hit the backspace every now and then. The thought occurred to me that every time I type\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1496,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions\/1496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregsowell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}